Stubby Cooler — “Everyone Wants to Be in the Mafia” Can Insulator

Description

Keep your drink cool and your sense of humor on full display with this neoprene stubby cooler. Slim, lightweight, and soft to the touch, it slips over a standard stubby and locks in chill while showcasing bold, high-contrast lettering. The black interior and finished seamed edges give it a clean, durable look that stands up to backyard barbecues, late-night game nights, and wherever friends gather to swap stories. The design reads like a wink to anyone who loves playful, tongue-in-cheek sayings — it lives comfortably in a cooler bag, a picnic basket, or clipped to a belt during a weekend tailgate.

Product features
– 100% neoprene construction for flexibility and temperature resilience
– Vibrant, crisp print that keeps text and graphics sharp
– Lightweight and soft-to-the-touch for easy carrying
– One size fits standard stubby bottles — 3.0″ × 4.6″ (7.6cm × 11.7cm)
– Black interior with sewn edges for a finished, durable look

Care instructions
– Hand wash
– Drip dry